So I heard the writers of NBC Hannibal just finished their first day of writing Hannibal season 2.
I can hear the cogwheels in Fuller’s mind turning, plotting to blow our minds (and ovaries) some more.
What we want is mORE TOUCHES! MORE OF WILL’S NIPPLES! AND MUCH LESS CLOTHES ON HANNIBAL!
I wanna see you write “HANNIBAL’S PENIS” on that board in all caps!
Oh, hand over the marker.
Episode 1: Will jacks off to the memory of Hannibal’s voice in his tiny cold cell.
Episode 2: Hannibal visits Will, and Will kneels in front of Hannibal and blows him.
Episode 3: Hannibal fucks Will against the cold jail bars.
Episode 4: Hannibal breaks Will out to fuck him against his office desk.
Episode 5: Will sucks Hannibal off from under his desk.
Episode 6: Hannibal fucks Will against the ladder.
Episode 7: David Tennant is a sexually deviant serial killer, and they have a threesome.
Episode 8: Lee Pace is one of Hannibal’s gorgeous victims, and they have a threesome. (Or he could be Mason Verger, who knows.)
Episode 9: They have a foursome.
Episode 10: Zoom in shots of Will Graham’s boxers and sweaty t-shirts.
Episode 11: Hannibal prances around naked in his office (for absolutely no reason at all).
Episode 12: Sexy scenes of Hannibal killing. (Hannibal making Dr. Du Maurier’s patient swallow his tongue somewhere in there.)
Episode 13: Will realizes that Hannibal is the Chesapeake Ripper and comes to confront him, but Hannibal soothes and coos him into having sex, then goes on the run.
*wiping sweat off brow*
*throws marker back to fuller*
(I regret nothing.)